New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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