First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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