Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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