You're so nebulous sometimes
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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