So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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