They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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