I hate all girls vehemently.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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