I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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