My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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