Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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