just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I see more hoeing in ur future
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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