It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Everyone says I win the strip club
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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