She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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