Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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