Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i think i have two assholes
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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