if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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