exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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