idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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