You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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