and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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