? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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