is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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