The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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