i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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