dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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