i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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