I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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