She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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