wanna go halves on a baby?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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