I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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