He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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