Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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