I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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