pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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