i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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