we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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