Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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