she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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