guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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