Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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