I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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