That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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