I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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