i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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