Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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