in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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