I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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