that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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