found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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