I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
