we have officially lost it.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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