His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Still dying that you shit outside
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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