So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.