Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble

(1-310): View more from California

Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it

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(209): View more from California

is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.

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(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(778): View more from British Columbia

There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(646): View more from New York

Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel

(773): View more from Illinois

Only the gays

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(253): View more from Washington

We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.

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