you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.