i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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