I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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