dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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