do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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