we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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